The Tired Physicist

1:
F is ma, tan, cos, sin
Candela tells you 'bout the shine.
I'm tired of collisions, g and e,
Hadrons and muons mean nothing to me.

String Theory and Newton's Law
Meaningless conclusions I fin'lly draw
Torque, electrons, Faraday
Gimme a breakthrough, I constantly pray...

Chorus:
For every reaction there's an equal opposite one
Helium from H by the corona of the sun.
Physics research now seems like a chore
Momentum, resistance is now a bore

I'm a tired physicist, I'm a tired, tired physicist...

2:
Singularity, Quarks and Universe Strings
Bernoulli's Principle in airplane wings.
Ohm's Law, De Broglie, Cathode Rays,
I see Venus through my telescope's gaze

Oort Cloud, Kuiper Belt, Galvani,
Cornea, Retina, Lets Us See
Myopia, Joule, Volt and Watt,
By Higgs Boson, Mass is brought

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3:
Thermodynamics, Microwaves
Meteorites? Friction Saves.
Kepler, Brahe, Asteroids,
Exoplanets, Planetoids

Relativity, Static, Motion,
Archimedes, Electrocution,
Angular Momentum, Pressure Applied,
But my Physics interest has finally died

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